Fate’s Pet – Don’t break the rules, agree with fate, do anything fate says, convince Fate to write his book, and most importantly agree with the fate that all humans are meaningless and should die.
Curious Grim – if there is an opportunity to ask questions then ask questions. Ask as many questions as you can.
I Scream – It’s on the seventh day where Fate will ask you a question. One of the options will just be ice cream. Click that option to get the achievement.
The Sacrifice – Buy the blue cat thing from Mortimer’s shop before Fate leaves for the first time. On the first day of Fate being gone give his cat the blue gerbil toy.
Make It Rain – Follow the rules and don’t mess up until you get a raise.
Lifegiver – Spare everyone in a single day.
Deathbringer – Kill everyone in a single day.
To Be Or Not To Be – Don’t mark any profiles for 10 minutes.
Two-Face – Buy the Decision coin from Mortimer’s shop then flip it 100 times.
Let It RIP – Buy the fidget spinner from Mortimer’s shop then keep clicking it until it goes up in flames.
Desk Jockey – Put everything on your desk in your drawers.
This Is Fine – (Might want the snow globe for this one) Let bad people live and let good people die. Drop the world parameter 1 level in 2 days.
Benefactor – (Might want the snow globe for this one) Let good people live and let bad people die. Increase the world parameter by 1 level in 2 days.
Booty Obsession – Buy everything from Mortimer’s shop.
Necropimp – Save up your money until you have $5,000.
Classical – Buy the Reaper cape then wear the Stone Cold Classic robe and the Bonehead scull.
Mirror Lover – Stay in the dressing room for 15 minutes.
R.I.P Fashion – Buy everything fashion-related to Mortimer’s shop.
Pineapple Lover – Let the guy who puts pineapple on pizza live.
Pineapple Hater – Let the guy who puts pineapple on pizza die.
Insubordinate – Don’t follow the rules until you are fired.
The Great Dying – Become Fate’s friend until he tells you his plan. Go along with the plan and follow all the rules Fate gives you until everyone is dead.
Long Live The King – Follow Chimera’s rules (the red profiles) and the regular rules (break them only if Chimera tells you too) until you can kill Fate.
Begin Again – At the end of your playthrough tell Mortimer you want to start again.
Stonks – Finish the game with the lowest chaos in prosperity (make good decisions, let good people live, kill bad people, etc)
Plague Doctor – Finish the game with the highest chaos in health (make bad decisions, kill good people, spare bad people, etc)
Lemons – Start the game and go through the intro.
What Does The Cactus Say? – Buy the cactus from Mortimer’s shop then click it until it meows.
Feline Fury – Keep arguing with Fate’s cat until it gets very angry.
Demon Hunter – Find the immortal.
Squeaky Clean – (You will need lots of money to do this) Use the eraser 10 times.
Yarr! – Visit Mortimer every day (Tip: Try to visit him before you talk with Fate every day).
Infinitarium – Play through all the endings.